part 3!
One by one he went through each of the letters, dictating what were too sappy, embarassing or downright creepy. Overall it seemed quite a few filled that filteration system as by the end of the holiday nearly 3/4th of all letters had met their fiery end. upon the holiday ending however, Leech was welcomed by cupid standing at his door in absolute rage as the chowling now held a nearly burnt off mail carrier bag "What in the heck happened?! You were just supposed to DELIVER THE LETTERS LEECH!!" The chow yelled at the uncaring chow as they itched their own ear distractedly staring off "Ehhhh? Who cares Cupid, I did you all a favor burning all those letters! honestly if you read them you'd think so too." At Leech's words Cupid began scratching their own face in agony twisting about "YOU READ THEM?!? THATS A FELONY LEECH!!!" They screeched out their wings flapping in rapid motions as Leech blankly stared at the other "That is? Why?? People really think they have privacy in their mail given they don't have privacy anywhere else??" The chow tapped his jaw thoughtfully "That's pretty dumb. if i were one o them i woulda beeb glad my letter got burned! imagine if it'd gotten delivered that'd... that'd have been horrid." He made a face of disgust as Cupid began taking deep breathes to themselves "You... I don't know what to say... I can't even deliver the ones you didn't burn given the fact they're all seared by the ones you did..." They covered their face in humiliation "Nevermind... Ugg... I'll fix this... Thank you leech..." They began to weakly walk away half their soul now floating behind them as Leech looked on in mild confusion. Seems it wasn't that big a deal, oh well. At least they thanked him! Anyway... Back to his show...
